Back!

Now, I am again back after more than a year. But this time not to publish my own, but to compile the PJs of my junior Kishore Jagannathan. He is a total GOD in PJs. Mine are no way close to him. Kudos to him! So, let's begin. 

Here is the first one. 

1) What do you call Priyadarshini if she gets swine flu? 

A: PriyadarsH1N1

2) How do you separate stones and mud from a bag of rice? 

A: Use a Kalman (Kal Man) filter 

:D :D