Q: Who is the son of Mahatma Gandhi?
A: Dinesh. N - via IITM Mokkai Club

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Q: How do you know that Bru coffee is a divine drink?
A: Because "Bru hi mukundeti, rasane" (Translation: Bru indeed is Mukunda, oh tongue! ) - modified PJ of Akarsh Simha

Q: How do we know that Jesus studied hotel management?
A: Because he later on became the 'Mess Ayya' :D

Q: Which is the favourite movie of an atheist?
A: Godz-illa :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: After pushing Messi, Ronaldo ran to buy a bus-ticket. Why?
A: Because "Buy ticket to avoid penalty" - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: Why don't honest people have debts?
A: Because they don't have 'lie ability' :D

Q: What is Steve Jobs' dad's name?
A: Ayyappa (i-Appa) :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: Why did the Tamil Actor Ajith's school teacher never make any corrections to his answer script?
A: Because she accepted it as 'Thalai Ezhuthu' :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: Why are linux geeks very introvertish?
A: Because they never get out of their shell!

Q: What is the origin of the Hindi word for pig?
A: It spends all the name in the sewer and hence the name - via Akarsh Simha

Q: A man who turns off the TV when his wife watches soaps is liable to punishment. Why?
A: Because he is a 'serial killer' :D

Q: What are male penguins called?
A: Aanguins - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: Why are coca-cola and pepsi meant only for adults?
A: Because they are "ae-rated" :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: Which state's people do a lot of drama?

A: Kar Nataka - via Rakesh Misra

Q: Why does California have a shortage of doctors?
A: Because it has the Apple headquarters (An apple a day keeps the doctor away) :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: There is one street in Chennai on which people can stay only for a year. Which one?
A: Vanniyar St. - via Ramasubramanian

Q: A girl tries to flirt with a guy but he doesn't react. Why?
A: Because 'He' is inert :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Why won't you call Ironman a Female? - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: What will magnetite reply to Iron if Iron asks it "who are you"?
A: Teri Ore, Teri Ore, Teri Ore :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: Why don't Tamilians play Holi?
A: Becuase they don't like to play with 'Pichakaaris' :D

Q: Which is the most dangerous FM Radio channel in Bangalore?
A: 90.4MHz, because it is Radio Active :D

Q: Which country has the highest number of micro-organisms?
A: Germ(m) any - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: What is the scientific name of Sodium?
A: Shah Rukh Khan - because he said "Main Hoon 'Na'" - via IITM Mokkai Club

Mr. Parabola walks into an aircraft and takes the window seat. "Is your name Parabola?" asks the guy sitting next to him. "No, no", says Parabola.

Moral of the story : A parabola always lies in a plane. - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: What do you call a girl who is born on April 1st?
A: Foolan Devi - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: What are the second and third generations of Nano cars called?
A: Sodium Nitrite and Sodium Nitrate? - via mokkaiclub_iitm

Q: Which city in the world can be accessed from any part of the world through land transport?
A: Rome (All roads lead to Rome)

Q: Why do English people have very high Vitamin-D levels?
A: Because the sun never sets on the British Empire :D - read on Cricinfo

Why did you join IIT man? If it is because your parents forced you, them I understand. As we all know, F=ma and F=pA, that is to be expected... - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q.)What does a mad pig and white people have in common?
A.) Both are pigmentally challenged - via IITM Mokkai club

Q: What is the name of the compund CH2O?
A: Seawater - via IITM Mokkai Club