Q: Why does Bangalore have so many pigeons?
A: Because it has a lot of 'Pura's :D

Q: How would a kid, beaten by his mother, complain to the village headman?
A: Periyore, Thai Maare :D (via Peter aka Shyam)

Q: Why did the empty battery demand cash?
A: Because it had to charge before working :D - via Kmap