Q: What is the oppposite of Texas?
A: Bring Bahu - via Akarsh

Q: Why are pots racist ?
A: Because they call the kettle 'black' - via Shyam Sundar aka Peter

Q: What do you call a Mexican restaurant where money is immaterial?
A: Casa Panama - via Kedar

Diwali special

This is a sitter

Q: What can be said about a person who has a painful wife whose name is Deepa?
A: For every one, only 1 day in a year is Deepavali. For him, everyday is a Deepavali