Q: Which state's people do a lot of drama?

A: Kar Nataka - via Rakesh Misra

Q: Why does California have a shortage of doctors?
A: Because it has the Apple headquarters (An apple a day keeps the doctor away) :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: There is one street in Chennai on which people can stay only for a year. Which one?
A: Vanniyar St. - via Ramasubramanian

Q: A girl tries to flirt with a guy but he doesn't react. Why?
A: Because 'He' is inert :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Why won't you call Ironman a Female? - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: What will magnetite reply to Iron if Iron asks it "who are you"?
A: Teri Ore, Teri Ore, Teri Ore :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: Why don't Tamilians play Holi?
A: Becuase they don't like to play with 'Pichakaaris' :D

Q: Which is the most dangerous FM Radio channel in Bangalore?
A: 90.4MHz, because it is Radio Active :D

Q: Which country has the highest number of micro-organisms?
A: Germ(m) any - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: What is the scientific name of Sodium?
A: Shah Rukh Khan - because he said "Main Hoon 'Na'" - via IITM Mokkai Club

Mr. Parabola walks into an aircraft and takes the window seat. "Is your name Parabola?" asks the guy sitting next to him. "No, no", says Parabola.

Moral of the story : A parabola always lies in a plane. - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: What do you call a girl who is born on April 1st?
A: Foolan Devi - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: What are the second and third generations of Nano cars called?
A: Sodium Nitrite and Sodium Nitrate? - via mokkaiclub_iitm

Q: Which city in the world can be accessed from any part of the world through land transport?
A: Rome (All roads lead to Rome)

Q: Why do English people have very high Vitamin-D levels?
A: Because the sun never sets on the British Empire :D - read on Cricinfo

Why did you join IIT man? If it is because your parents forced you, them I understand. As we all know, F=ma and F=pA, that is to be expected... - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q.)What does a mad pig and white people have in common?
A.) Both are pigmentally challenged - via IITM Mokkai club

Q: What is the name of the compund CH2O?
A: Seawater - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: There is no point in looking for money lost. Why?
A: Because it is a lost kaas (cause) :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: A friend of mine once asked me where he can get alcohol. Idiot went to Spain. Why?
A: Because I told him 'Bar se lona' - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: Which sport doesn't require any sort of preparation?
A: Running race - Because it always starts from the scratch :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q:Why is it hard to comprehend the discussion between two professors ?
A: Because they form a paradox (pair o' docs) - via IITM Mokkai (PJ) Club

Q: What do you call a website which makes jokes for you?
A: makemytrip.com :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: A lonely Indian housewife was sitting at home thinking about her husband. Suddenly the phone rings and it is her husband's call. What do you call this?

A: Telepathy - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: Why did Tom Cruise have a fight with Boltzmann?

A: Because his equations had some'one' over Katie (1/kT) :D - via IITM Mokkai Club