Q: What do you call an imaginary fly?

A: i.e.

-- KJ

Q: On a scale of 5, when will you rate a movie 3.14?

A: When it is 'pi'rated.

-- KJ

Q: Why is CAT a written exam and not online?

A: Because there will be no mouse nearby.

-- KJ

Q: What is the favourite drink of an IITian? 

A: Comp-LAN 

-- Vinay Kiran (2006 Batch student)