Apple manufactures 100 rupee notes. But they use them as 500 rupee notes. Why?

Because they are i-Noor rupee notes.

If Ekta Kapoor decides to make a teleserial on people affected by SARS, what would she name it? 

A: Kyun Ki SARS bhi kabhi BAHUT Thi

-- KJ

Vertical signature

Q: What do you call a sign written vertically? 

A: Cosign (sign (sine) rotated by 90 deg)

--KJ

Power measuring voltmeter

Q: How will you measure power using a voltmeter? 

A: Put the voltmer across the device. It will measure "current voltage" (the present voltage) = power

-- KJ

Modern Ramayanam

Assume Ramayana is taking place now with electricity available. Ram and Ravana are fighting the battle and suddenly, there is a power cut. When power returns, they stop fighting and Ram goes back to India and lives happily. Why?

A: Because RAM forgets everything after a power cut. 

-- KJ

Back!

Now, I am again back after more than a year. But this time not to publish my own, but to compile the PJs of my junior Kishore Jagannathan. He is a total GOD in PJs. Mine are no way close to him. Kudos to him! So, let's begin. 

Here is the first one. 

1) What do you call Priyadarshini if she gets swine flu? 

A: PriyadarsH1N1

2) How do you separate stones and mud from a bag of rice? 

A: Use a Kalman (Kal Man) filter 

:D :D