Cricket Kadi

There was a cricket match being played between two different countries. The batting team kept scoring runs but the scorer was never bothered to change the scorecard. Wickets were falling and still the score remained unchanged. Why?


Score means 20. So, it is always fixed. So, the scorer didn't bother to change it.

People who have vengeance in their hearts do not like one colour. Which colour is it?

Red

Because Vengeance means Hatred (Hate red)

If you use speakers, then things around you will start burning. Why?

Because speakers are amplifiers(ample fires) .

Who is the most radiant of the Pandavas?
Bheem (Beam)

Who is the Pandava who does not belong to any race?
Nakul

Hottest and Coldest parts

These are low intensity PJs and hence a couple of them today.

1)Which is the coldest part of the human body?
Eyes


2)Two girls A and B are close friends and they love the same guy C. When A realises that C loves B she become very jealous of her. Now, which is the hottest part of A's body?

Stomach. because avalukku vayar eriyaradhu (avalige hoTTe uritaayide).

Finally a Tamil one

What is the etymology of the word Thumbikkai as in the trunk of an elephant?

When man first saw the trunk, he realised that the trunk's function was something similar to that of a human' s hand. So he called the trunk "Tum Bhee Kai" and it become Thumbikkai.

I know it is a very bad one. Sorry folks for not producing good ones. The kadi manufacturing processor has not recovered even after the quizzes. It needs some time. Please be patient.

Vulgar PJ

There is a class of people where men have three testicles and women have three breasts. Who are they?


They are Tribals (Tri balls)

Poor scientist

There was a scientist in Europe who had a small child. He loved his child a lot and the child too loved him. But the scientist could never make his child sit on his lap if he wanted to caress it. Why?


Because he was "Lap less" (Laplace)

Linux users kill yourselves

Which is the Linux distro which came just before Ubuntu?

Ubun because the present one is Ubun 2. The next one will be Ubun 3.

Workable PJ

Which is the city where many activities are not allowed?

Bangalore (Ban galore). Many activities here are banned.

Bad one

As the Kadi making processor has crashed because of the quizzes, there is a dearth for good Kadis . So please bear with me for a couple of days.

Who is the Lord who is the grandfather of an elephant?

You guessed Ganesha ? Yes, you are right. But why?

Because he is Gaja "Nana".

One more computer Kadi

During the time when people just began working with digital logic, they were following a weird system. They purchased a fox for working with digital logic. Why?

Because digital logic works on "Buy Nari" (binary) system.

Total nonsense PJ

Which is the City of Death?

Beijing

The logic goes like this.

What comes after aging? Death. Also after "A ging" comes "B ging" (Beijing). Hence, Beijing is equivalent to death. Which means the Beijing is City of death.

A real bite

Nowadays, we are observing that hard disk capacities are increasing at a rapid pace and surely they will continue to increase in the future. Already we find hard disks of capacities of 500 Gb and more. Assume sometime during 2020, a person goes to a computer hardware shop to buy a hard disk. He asks something to the computer vendor and the shopkeeper takes a disk, bites it once and gives it. Why?

Because our dear customer tells him "Give me a hard disk of 1 "tEra bite"(your bite) (tera byte)

Happy Citizens

Easily workable PJ. Hope you guys get this at least.

In early medieval period, there was a Raja by name Joe (he came from England and conquered some petty rulers here) who ruled a very small part of India. Although he was a foreigner, people in his kingdom were always happy and laughed forever. Why?

Because he was Joe King (joking)

Unique Training camp

Once in the interior parts of Tamil Nadu, there was a severe drought and due to improper irrigation facilities crops were getting destroyed and many farmers started committing suicide. During this time, a group of scientists found a method by which they could grow crops without any water. So, they wanted to implement this method and hence went to a village and organised a training camp for about 5 days to teach the farmers the new technique. The camp was a residential camp and they had organised wonderful eating and lodging facilities. It was a feast for the farmers with a good breakfast, a tea break and a sumptuous and then again an evening tea break and a healthy dinner. And amidst these food hours, the farmers were taught the new technique. Now, after two days of the camp, the scientists realised that the farmers were not really keen on the new technique and could see a worry in their faces because their crops were getting destroyed. They realised that it was a futile attempt trying to teach the farmers the new technique. Now, they hit upon a plan and what they did was they removed the tea break for the next three days. After this, there was a tremendous change in the farmers and they were very happy. What had happened that made the farmers happy?

The scientists removed "T" (tea) from "training" and it started "raining" and hence the farmers became happy.

Moksha impossible

People who were born in the year James Bond was also born can never attain Moksha. Why?

Because they are in "Bond Age" (bondage)

Innovative farmers

When mechanisation of farming began, there were a group of farmers who were totally against mechanisation and wanted to stay with their age old practices while there was another set who took to the new technique easily. So, to differentiate between these two groups, the farmers who were for mechanisation began dividing their farms into semi circles and growing crops radially. Why did they do this?

Because they were "pro tractors"

New degree

One person by name Shriram did his Masters in Journalism in the American School of Journalism. After finishing his course, during his convocation, he was awarded his degree certificate. When he saw his certificate, he was totally shocked because it was written Mr. Shriram has been awarded with an "F" degree from the American School of Journalism. Angered, when he asked for an explanation from the authorities for having committed such a grave mistake which could affect his career, they gave him a very convincing answer and he was satisfied. What was the answer they gave him?

Actually, he was supposed to be awarded an MA degree but since F=ma, they gave him an "F" degree.

Killer Kadi..

This is one PJ which my friend told me. It is not my own but thought it is worth sharing because I give it a rating of 10. It is one of the best PJs I have come across so far. Really an amazing one.

What is the volume of a person who suffers from amnesia?

It is 1/3*(Pi)*(r^2)*h .

How? Well, let me explain.

A man with amnesia frequently tells "Mein Koun (Cone) Hu". Since he is a "cone" his volume is 1/3*(Pi)*(r^2)*h.

Musical KaDi

A musical PJ.

If a person sings the swaras of a Dhaivata Varjya Raga (A ragam which does not have Dha in it), it means he is thirsty. How?

When he sings the swaras of such a raga, he will sing "Pani Pani". Hence, he is thirsty.

Ancestor bird

This is not one of my best.

We have all learnt in our schooldays that man evolved from the monkey. (Although there are certain theories disputing this, I am not bothered about it). But there is one particular human race which has evolved from a kind of bird. Which is that human race?

The answer is "Cock Asians"(Caucasians). They evolved from cocks. Yes, I am talking about the bird cock and not anything else.

Disobedient children

There is a man in a village who has three children. These three children are extremely disobedient and never listen to whatever their parents tell. They are always whiling away their time (just like me) and never doing anything worthwhile. So, one day their father, out of great concern calls them and gives them advice over different issues. And finally he says,"I don't want to see you wasting your time like this. If you people want to really become successful in life, you must work hard and not idle away. Now, you guys go and study and try to do well in your exams". After listening to all this, the three children go inside and take a mango each and start eating. They keep eating the mango for about an hour until every fibre is eaten. Now, only the seed remains and yet, they are unwilling to throw it away and are licking it again and again. Seeing this, the father becomes very happy. Why?


Because the children showed to the father that they can "suck seed" (succeed) very well in life.

Weird washing habit

During summer in Madras, when you are sweating like a pig, you cannot wear a dress more than once. One needs to keep washing one's clothes regularly but I don't have the enthusiasm to do this. So, what I do is almost every day, during afternoon when the sun is high in the sky and the temperatures are soring, I take my clothes in front of the door of the office in this picture. And my purpose is solved. Why do I do this?


Because I find the "lawn dry" (laundry) here.

Number PJ

What is the inverse of any integer between 1 and 20 ?

The answer is

One two buckle my shoe
Three, four, knock at the door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight
Nine, ten, a big fat hen
Eleven, twelve, dig and delve
Thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting
Fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen
Seventeen, eighteen, maids in waiting
Nineteen, twenty, my plate's empty

Don't get how? These are numbers in verse. (inverse)

Total Damage

An ODI cricket match is taking place between India and West Indies in the city of Bangalore. As the match progresses, suddenly there is a major fire accident in some other part of the city and many people die in the mishap. Soon, the news of the fire incident reaches the ears of the managing committee. In remembrance of the people who died, the committee decides to award the winning team with a big idol of a cat. Why?



Because it was a big "Cat as trophy" (Catastrophe).

Get the connection

I really like this one.

If your ishTa dEvata or your Kula Deivam is angry with you, then you will get an almirah or a refrigerator in your house. Why?


Because these are "God rage"(Godrej) products.