Q: What would be a really cool version of MATLAB called?
A: Coca Cola

(Recall, Thanda Matlab = Coca Cola) :P - via Rakesh Misra

Q : Why did Rajini's Baba film turn out to be a flop ?
A : Coz Baba was a black sheep ... - via Arun Kj

Q: Which country is economically affected by greed?

A: Peru - Yennaa peraasai peru nashtam - :D
via mokkaiclub_iitm

Q : Popeye ate Salmon fish and he started speaking Tamil well. How ?

A : Coz he became ' Salmon Popeye' ya !!! .. :D - via Arun Kj

Q: Why doesn't Srinivasa PerumaL wear a shirt?
A: Because AnDaal has sung "ஒங்கி உலகளந்த உத்தமன் பேர் பாடி (bare body)" in the Thiruppaavai :D

Q: Reducing power consumption in ICs is not a very smart thing to do. Why?
A: Because it reduces the "Iq" (of the chip) :D

Q. What's the hindi of 'Tilak on head'?
Ans. Mathematica :D - via mokkaiclub_iitm

Q. X, Y and Z go to Hyderabad. What is the relation between them?
A. 2Y=X+Z (Cuz they are now in AP :P) :D - via mokkaiclub_iitm

Q: There was a guru with several disciples. Once a visitor asked him
which among those he would rate as the "average sishyan"/ He pointed to
one guy. That chap turned out to be a good singer. How? / [or Why?]

A: In statistics, the greek symbol for standard deviation is "sigma" and for mean it is "mu"
So the "average" disciple is "mu" "Sishyan"[musician!] :D - via TT Narendran

Q. There is one element in the periodic table..Sometimes you encounter
people who make you wonder whether this element is standing before you
in human form...which element is this?
A. Boron :D - via TTN

Q: Fat people are good at inspiring other people. How?
A: Because they are moti-weighters :D - via Rakshit Tirumala

Teacher: Whose signature is this? "/\/\/\/\/\/\/\"
Student: It is my father's
Teacher: What is his name?
Student: Ezhumalai (7 hills) ! :D

- Source unknown

Q: If you offer a banana to your friend, he'll never throw the peel away. Instead he'll give it back to you. Why?

A: Because "Thol koduppaan Thozhan" :D - via Sridharakrishnan Natarajan

Q: Why are hot girls always very calm?
A: Hot a irukkaradunaala avanga 'aaraama' iruppaanga. :D

Q: Why did Covalan leave Kannagi and go to Madhavi?
A: Because there was only a 'Covalen't bond between them. :D - viaArun Kj

Q: If Banana is considered masculine, what would its feminine counterpart be?
A: Coconut because it is Nari Kela :D - via Akarsh

Macchi: Dei, today is the inter-college debate competition da
Thalaivar: Oh, like that. From our college any participants aa?
Macchi:
Yes da. One total Mary party from 2nd year commerce. She is too good
thalaiva. Both good looking and hi-fi english speaking
Thalaivar: Oh. Figure of Speech aa?
Macchi: Thalaivaaaa!!!

- via Bharath Somayaji

Q: Which rAga would a singer passionate about carpentry like?

A: Saw-Veri :D - via mokkaiclub_iitm

Q: Why does the govt. of India have lot of worries?
A : Because millions of people give 'worry' (வரி) to the govt :D

Q: What is the feminine of Baingan Bartha?
A: Baingan Bhaarya :D

Q: In Karnataka, if you experience a cool breeze, it means that you have received rain yellow in colour somewhere. Why?
A: Because there is a song which says "Yellow maLeyaagide endu tangaaLiyu hELutide"

Kinematics mokkai

Q: Everyday at midnight 12, all people will experience universal brotherhood and will not have any difference between you and we. Why?
A: Because at 12, t=0, and hence v=u+a(0), v(we)=u(you) :D - via an office colleague of my brother

6

If you meet someone at 6:00 to swap some stuff, is it called an Armani Exchange? - via Akarsh Simha

Special KaDi

Q: Which specialization in medicine is equivalent to doing 8 different specializations?
A: ENT (ಎಂಟು) specialization! :D

Exaggerated Mokkai

Q: Why are people who exaggerate a lot very eccentric in nature?
A: Exaggeration means using hyperboles. Since, they are hyperbolic, their eccentricity is high :D

VeshTi KaDi

Q: How do you make a veshTi a hippy dress?
A: By wearing it a little lower than usual. From 'waisti' it will become 'hip'py :D