Q: What do you call a phone which has a hole in the middle?
A: "Vada" phone :D - via Dattu (TI)

Q: What do Watson's friends call him?
A: En maga!! - via mokkaiclub_iitm

Q: A mahout went to watch the movie Golmaal (1978). After the movie, he lost his tooth. Why?
A: Because there is a song which goes as
"Aanewalaah pal, jaane wala hai" :D

Q: What do you call a collection of 10 rickshaws?
A: Volkswagon - Das Auto - via mokkaiclub_iitm

Q: How did the glue brand Camel get its name?
A: It is "Otta-gum" :D - Source Venky (TI colleague)

Q: What is the connection between Canada and a Tirunelveli slang way of calling a friend?
A: Elai Maple :D

Q: A man, one night, dreamt that he would die in a fire accident. The following morning, he went and closed his ICICI account. Why?
A: Because ICICI makes your dreams come true :D - Source unknown