Q: Which is the favourite movie of an atheist?
A: Godz-illa :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: After pushing Messi, Ronaldo ran to buy a bus-ticket. Why?
A: Because "Buy ticket to avoid penalty" - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: Why don't honest people have debts?
A: Because they don't have 'lie ability' :D

Q: What is Steve Jobs' dad's name?
A: Ayyappa (i-Appa) :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: Why did the Tamil Actor Ajith's school teacher never make any corrections to his answer script?
A: Because she accepted it as 'Thalai Ezhuthu' :D - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: Why are linux geeks very introvertish?
A: Because they never get out of their shell!

Q: What is the origin of the Hindi word for pig?
A: It spends all the name in the sewer and hence the name - via Akarsh Simha

Q: A man who turns off the TV when his wife watches soaps is liable to punishment. Why?
A: Because he is a 'serial killer' :D

Q: What are male penguins called?
A: Aanguins - via IITM Mokkai Club

Q: Why are coca-cola and pepsi meant only for adults?
A: Because they are "ae-rated" :D - via IITM Mokkai Club