Q: Who is the son of Mahatma Gandhi?
A: Dinesh. N - via IITM Mokkai Club

[Carnatic]
Q: How do you know that Bru coffee is a divine drink?
A: Because "Bru hi mukundeti, rasane" (Translation: Bru indeed is Mukunda, oh tongue! ) - modified PJ of Akarsh Simha

Q: How do we know that Jesus studied hotel management?
A: Because he later on became the 'Mess Ayya' :D